Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.

It would be a great abuse of my position to write that it was Northwest Airlines that treated us in this shoddy and inexcusable way, so I won't.

After years of patient study (and with cricket there can be no other kind), I have decided that there is nothing wrong with the game that the introduction of g…

There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it.

'I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!'

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

When people say it's a funny thing about them, you will probably be able to control your hysterics. They are only getting readyto announce the shattering fact …