Pokeyman?! Pokeyman with the 'pokey' and the 'man' and the thing where the guy comes out of the thing and then he (mumbles incoherently, flaps ears) oh ah ah ah ah!

Y'see, the kids, they listen to the rap music, which gives them the brain damage. With their hippin' and their hoppin', and their bippin', and their boppin'...…

The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.

I am not interested in statistics that tell me things are not as bad as they seem. Things are horrible. I have met people crying about what is happening, but t…