Quote #56

'I was adopted by pro-life Christians when I was a kid. [Mimes gunshots] Does my penis make me a bad boy? That's what they told me!' Please, give me the Satan-worshiping family down the block : the ones that have the good albums.

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  5. 'We're pro-life.' Eww, you look it! You look like you're filled with life.
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