Jesus is great - is there a better role model? No. It's religion, its the people who get in between - the bureaucracy, you know. ... It's the way people abuse Jesus. Was there ever a greater victim of name dropping?

We have been the cowards, lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want …

Now if you're just out of the mainstream, if you don't have blind Bush love, you are somehow suspect. Don't ever let them tell you that. Be out of the mainstre…

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.