The House okayed the gasoline tax cut, which will increase the deficit, line the pockets of the oil companies, and hurt the environment; Dole said that if there was just some way this could interfere with people's sex lives, it would be perfect legislation.

The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people and don't come in clearly enough.

The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.