I told this player, 'Listen Son, you haven't broken your leg. It's all in the mind.'

You son, could start a riot in a graveyard.

Aye, watch it Bob, it's very greasy and treacherous out there. Very difficult for goalkeepers.

It's a 90 minute game for sure. In fact I used to train for a 190 minute game so that when the whistle blew at the end of the match I could have played another…