Aye, watch it Bob, it's very greasy and treacherous out there. Very difficult for goalkeepers.

I told this player, 'Listen Son, you haven't broken your leg. It's all in the mind.'

'Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together,' said Lawrence. 'No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!,' replied Shankly.

You son, could start a riot in a graveyard.