'Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together,' said Lawrence. 'No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!,' replied Shankly.

Aye, watch it Bob, it's very greasy and treacherous out there. Very difficult for goalkeepers.

If Everton were playing at the bottom of the garden, I'd pull the curtains.

I told this player, 'Listen Son, you haven't broken your leg. It's all in the mind.'