If Everton were playing at the bottom of the garden, I'd pull the curtains.

'Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together,' said Lawrence. 'No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!,' replied Shankly.

Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present, it was her birthday. Would I have got married in the football season? Anyway, it was…

Aye, watch it Bob, it's very greasy and treacherous out there. Very difficult for goalkeepers.