Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present, it was her birthday. Would I have got married in the football season? Anyway, it was Rochdale reserves.

If Everton were playing at the bottom of the garden, I'd pull the curtains.

Son, you'll do well here as long as you remember two things. Don't over-eat and don't lose your accent.

'Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together,' said Lawrence. 'No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!,' replied Shankly.