Quote #5

Remember what the Patriarch King Solomon Told his harem on the night they'd had a few: 'Teetotalum overcoatum asqua scutum atomack Sonata with tomoto, laringitis, cul de sac.' Translation: 'If your rhubarb's fallen try and bend it back.' That's a motto for the likes of me and you.

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