Remember what the Patriarch King Solomon Told his harem on the night they'd had a few: 'Teetotalum overcoatum asqua scutum atomack Sonata with tomoto, laringitis, cul de sac.' Translation: 'If your rhubarb's fallen try and bend it back.' That's a motto for the likes of me and you.

And you can't part a boy from his father, You can't part a boy from his dad, You can't part a Scotchman from money No matter how many he's had. You can't part …

Billy Bennett - I speak of the artist - was forthright, bawdy, and wholesome:[His] grossness had that gusto about it which is like a high wind blowing over a n…

She knows I'm a deserter from the Scottish Fusiliers, She knows I stole a blind-man's can...that got me seven years! She knows I've been connected with a gang …