There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses.

Anybody who comes to you and says he has a perfect language is either naive or a salesman.

I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone. Bj…

An organisation that treats its programmers as morons will soon have programmers that are willing and able to act like morons only.