I forgot that to rely on a train, in Blair's Britain, is to engage in a crapshoot with the devil.

Nor do I propose to defend the right to talk on a mobile while driving a car, though I don't believe that is necessarily any more dangerous than the many other…

I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.

We are confident in our story and will be fighting this all the way. I am very sorry that Alastair Campbell has taken this decision but I can see that he got h…