I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.

I forgot that to rely on a train, in Blair's Britain, is to engage in a crapshoot with the devil.

The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP, they have run out of better ideas.

Nor do I propose to defend the right to talk on a mobile while driving a car, though I don't believe that is necessarily any more dangerous than the many other…