I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn't go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar.
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I'm backing David Cameron's campaign out of pure, cynical self-interest.
Permalink to quote #46 I'm a rugby player, really, and I knew I was going to get to him, and when he was about two yards away I just put my head down. There was no malice. I was goin…
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