More from Brandon Bam Margera

  1. Phil's gets off work in 15 minutes and I got 20 paintballs up in this biatch and he's going to fucking die.
  2. It look's like it cost elenteen dollars!*
  3. There are so many trees there you can't miss them. We missed them all.
  4. Do you know what old people and these trees have in common? They're both gonna end up in the ground soon!
  5. (dressed as an old man) Whose dick do I gotta suck to get some explosions around here?
  6. It's easier to get Slayer to play in my back-yard than to get a date for Don Vito
  7. Since we no longer have to bleep cuss words, I promise I will get my mom to say, 'fuck' by the end of this movie.
  8. Girls gone ape shit: It's a mixture of bum fights and girls gone wild (beats up Tony Hawk's fellow skateboarders).

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