More from Brandon Bam Margera

  1. Girls gone ape shit: It's a mixture of bum fights and girls gone wild (beats up Tony Hawk's fellow skateboarders).
  2. It's easier to get Slayer to play in my back-yard than to get a date for Don Vito
  3. Do you know what old people and these trees have in common? They're both gonna end up in the ground soon!
  4. It look's like it cost elenteen dollars!*
  5. I'm half sorry and a medium jerk!
  6. Phil's gets off work in 15 minutes and I got 20 paintballs up in this biatch and he's going to fucking die.
  7. There are so many trees there you can't miss them. We missed them all.
  8. (dressed as an old man) Whose dick do I gotta suck to get some explosions around here?

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