Bunch of high school kids with $70 million contracts. Damn! I hate my mother for having me too soon! (on the influx of high-schoolers into the NBA)

This is my schedule: I wake up in the morning, decide where to play golf and drink beer all day

I'm still trying to get my grandmother off her old behind and into the Olympics. Why not? She can dust. (on the sport of curling)

All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine. (regarding maintaining his GPA while at Auburn)