There's nothing wrong with being incompetent ... it just mean's you don't have to do as much.

They're looking for something dirty in everything, and if you're looking for something, you'll find it. You have to put up some kind of face for them, and that…

There were these two kids - everybody thought I was cruel because one day he (the youngest boy) fell in a three foot ditch. There was a lot of bushes, the slop…

We're not in Wonderland anymore, Alice.

Everybody out there who calls us spoiled because we play 'a game', they can kiss my ass. They can all kiss my ass.

Until work has reached its previous stage nympharium privileges are denied to all.

I feel that, you know, the enormous luck I've had in being able to make a living, and to never have had to have written one word that I didn't want to write, t…