A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.

I saw Mr. Lincoln a number of times during the canvass for his second election. The characteristic which struck me most was his superabundance of common sense.…

I get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my friends who exercise.

If you will refrain from telling any lies about the Republican Party, I'lll promise not to tell the truth about the Democrats.