I get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my friends who exercise.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.

If you will refrain from telling any lies about the Republican Party, I'lll promise not to tell the truth about the Democrats.

I saw Mr. Lincoln a number of times during the canvass for his second election. The characteristic which struck me most was his superabundance of common sense.…