Quote #11

Chinese people got dissed, they formed their own shit. Chinese people get dissed, it's like, 'Fuck you : Chinatown!' Okay? Italian people got dissed, they formed their own shit. Italian people get dissed, it's like, 'Fuck you : Little Italy!' All right? I don't care what country you go into: you will not find Little Africa anywhere. What, the ghetto? Little burnt-up Africa?

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