Chris Rock Quotes on Identity
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Chinese people got dissed, they formed their own shit. Chinese people get dissed, it's like, 'Fuck you : Chinatown!' Okay? Italian people got dissed, they formed their own shit. Italian people get dissed, it's like, 'Fuck you : Little Italy!' All right? I don't care what country you go into: you will not find Little Africa anywhere. What, the ghetto? Little burnt-up Africa?
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A black man failing black history : you know, fat people don't fail cooking.
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The Trenchcoat Mafia! 'No one would play with us! We had no friends, the trenchcoat mafia :' Hey, I saw the yearbook picture, it was six of them! I ain't have six friends in high school. I don't got six friends now! Shit, that's three-on-three with a half court.
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A lot of white people like to scream they're American as if they've got something to do with the country being the way it is : like they was on the Mayflower or some shit.
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All you crazy white people 'I'm American!', all you did was come out of your mother's pussy on American soil. That's it. That's it! What, you think you're better than somebody from France 'cause you came out of a pussy in Detroit?
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Everybody's so busy wanting to be down with the gang. 'I'm conservative', 'I'm liberal', 'I'm conservative'. Bullshit! Be a fucking person! Lis-ten! Let it swirl around your head. Then form your opinion. No normal, decent person is one thing, okay? I've got some shit I'm conservative about, I've got some shit I'm liberal about. Crime, I'm conservative. Prostitution, I'm liberal!
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Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.