7 Chris Rock Quotes on Family

Chris Rock quotes on family

27. If a kid calls his grandma 'Mommy' and his mommy 'Pam', he's going to jail!

33. A bunch of girls say, 'You don't need no man to help you raise no child' : shut the fuck up with the bullshit! Yeah, you could do it without a man, but that don't mean it's to be done! Shit, you can drive a car with your feet if you want to, that don't make it a good fucking idea!

34. If you said more words to him than 'mommy'll be back', he might know something!

35. That's right, 'tell your mama', 'tell your mama', 'tell your mama' : nobody tells daddy shit!

36. Daddy pays for the water, daddy pays for the gas, daddy pays for the electricity, and if daddy didn't pay for the electricity, he'd pay for the candle on your nightstand, so you can study for the big test tomorrow.

37. Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays? You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonna come home with Livin' La Vida Loca!

45. I mean, they don't grade fathers. But if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up.