1,396 Family Quotes
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Don't let's go to the dogs tonight, For mother will be there.
A. P. HerbertA. P. Herbert quote #3 You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was.
Abraham LincolnAbraham Lincoln quote #135 I have also considered many scientific plans during my pushing you around in your pram!
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein quote #4 And my dad, you're a great actor but you're a better father.
Angelina JolieAngelina Jolie quote #5 The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men.
AristotleAristotle quote #35 If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.
Ashleigh BrilliantAshleigh Brilliant quote #37 Is there life in other families?
Ashleigh BrilliantAshleigh Brilliant quote #276 Every minute with a child takes seven minutes off your life.
Barbara KingsolverBarbara Kingsolver quote #8
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Happy bridegroom, Hesper brings All desired and timely things. All whom morning sends to roam, Hesper loves to lead them home. Home return who him behold, Child to mother, sheep to fold, Bird to nest from wandering wide: Happy bridegroom, seek your bride.
A. E. HousmanA. E. Housman quote #39 The National Government will regard it as its first and foremost duty to revive in the nation the spirit of unity and cooperation. It will preserve and defend those basic principles on which our nation has been built. It regards Christianity as the foundation of our national morality, and the family as the basis of national life.
Adolf HitlerAdolf Hitler quote #19 Some believe all that parents, tutors, and kindred believe. They take their principles by inheritance, and defend them as they would their estates, because they are born heirs to them.
Alan WattsAlan Watts quote #34 The deep, personal material of the latter half of your life is your children. You can write about your parents when they're gone, but your children are still going to be here, and you're going to want them to come and visit you in the nursing home.
Alice MunroAlice Munro quote #13 Every time I decide I want a child I get another pet. I have 3 dogs, 13 birds and 3 horses, what does that tell you?
Alyssa MilanoAlyssa Milano quote #3 For me, the moral difficulties lie in the continual pressure brought to bear on my friends and immediate family, pressure which is not directed against me personally but which at the same time is all around me.
Andrei SakharovAndrei Sakharov quote #2 Aeneas carried his aged father on his back from the ruins of Troy and so do we all, whether we like it or not, perhaps even if we have never known them.
Angela CarterAngela Carter quote #2 When young Mark Robarts was leaving college, his father might well declare that all men began to say all good things to him, and to extol his fortune in that he had a son blessed with so excellent a disposition.
Anthony TrollopeAnthony Trollope quote #37 A man is free to go up as high as he can reach up to; but I, with all my style and pep, can't get a man my equal because a girl is always judged by her mother.
Anzia YezierskaAnzia Yezierska quote #1 If it wasn't for baseball, I'd be in either the penitentiary or the cemetery. I have the same violent temper my father and older brother had. Both died of injuries from street fights in Baltimore, fights begun by flare-ups of their tempers.
Babe RuthBabe Ruth quote #6 Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws.
Barbara KingsolverBarbara Kingsolver quote #20 I really learned it all from mothers.
Benjamin SpockBenjamin Spock quote #1 Don't take too seriously all that the neighbors say. Don't be overawed by what the experts say. Don't be afraid to trust your own common sense.
Benjamin SpockBenjamin Spock quote #6 The fact is that child rearing is a long, hard job, the rewards are not always immediately obvious, the work is undervalued, and parents are just as human and almost as vulnerable as their children.
Benjamin SpockBenjamin Spock quote #8 In automobile terms, the child supplies the power but the parents have to do the steering.
Benjamin SpockBenjamin Spock quote #10 All the time a person is a child he is both a child and learning to be a parent. After he becomes a parent he becomes predominantly a parent reliving childhood.
Benjamin SpockBenjamin Spock quote #11 Every child senses, with all the horse sense that's in him, that any parent is angry inside when children misbehave and they dread more the anger that is rarely or never expressed openly, wondering how awful it might be.
Benjamin SpockBenjamin Spock quote #13 Having a good time together is the essence of lovingness and the best means of increasing it.
Benjamin SpockBenjamin Spock quote #15 I wanted to be supportive of parents rather than to scold them. The book set out very deliberately to counteract some of the rigidities of pediatric tradition, particularly in infant feeding. It emphasized the importance of great differences between individual babies, of the need for flexibility and of the lack of necessity to worry constantly about spoiling.
Benjamin SpockBenjamin Spock quote #16 If I could make only one wish for a child, I'd wish him the quality of lovingness.
Benjamin SpockBenjamin Spock quote #18 If you've never been hated by your child, you've never been a parent.
Bette DavisBette Davis quote #44 My sister bought me a set at a candy store and taught me the moves.
Bobby FischerBobby Fischer quote #47 Oh, I've wept. Yeah, I've definitely wept just with the world, you know, how judgmental they are. You know what, I know I'm a good mom.
Britney SpearsBritney Spears quote #12 Gays being gay is wrong. Two women can't produce a baby, two men can't produce a baby, so it's not how it's supposed to be. ... I don't believe in gay marriages. I don't believe in being gay.
Carl EverettCarl Everett quote #6 It is a melancholy truth that even great men have their poor relations.
Charles DickensCharles Dickens quote #106 A baby is born into this world in a state of fear. Total paranoia and awareness. He sees the world with eyes not used yet. As he grows up, his parents lay all this stuff on him. They tell him, when they should be letting him tell them. Let the children lead you.
Charles MansonCharles Manson quote #39 Daddy pays for the water, daddy pays for the gas, daddy pays for the electricity, and if daddy didn't pay for the electricity, he'd pay for the candle on your nightstand, so you can study for the big test tomorrow.
Chris RockChris Rock quote #36 Whoever you hate will end up in your family. You don't like gays? You're gonna have a gay son. You don't like Puerto Ricans? Your daughter's gonna come home with Livin' La Vida Loca!
Chris RockChris Rock quote #37 We have preachers and savants who dilate endlessly on the sanctity of family and childhood but who tolerate a system in which a casual observer can correlate a child's social origin with its physical well-being.
Christopher HitchensChristopher Hitchens quote #26 Ancestors do not mean so much. The rebel who succeeds generally makes it easier for the posterity that follows him; so these descendants are usually contented and smug and soft. Rebels are made from life, not ancestors.
Clarence DarrowClarence Darrow quote #50 The first half of our lives are ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
Clarence DarrowClarence Darrow quote #64 The greatest gifts you can give your children are the roots of responsibility and the wings of independence.
Denis WaitleyDenis Waitley quote #3 My mother made me a scientist without ever intending to. Every other Jewish mother in Brooklyn would ask her child after school: So? Did you learn anything today? But not my mother. 'Izzy,' she would say, 'did you ask a good question today?' That difference-asking good questions-made me become a scientist.
Isidor Isaac RabiIsidor Isaac Rabi quote #2 Trouble with you is you don't do plenty night zazen especially when it's cold out, that's best, besides you should get married and have halfbreed babies, manuscripts, homespun blankets and mother's milk on your happy ragged mat floor like this one. Get yourself a hut house not too far from town, live cheap, go ball in the bars once in awhile, write and rumble in the hills and learn how to saw boards and talk to grandmas you damn fool, carry loads of wood for them, clap your hands at shrines, get supernatural favors, take flower-arrangement lessons and grow chrysanthemums by the door, and get married for krissakes, get a friendly smart sensitive human-being gal who don't give a shit for martinis every night and all that dumb white shit in the kitchen.
Jack KerouacJack Kerouac quote #36 The only group in America that ought to be the final arbiters, the only group in America that deserves to scrutinize what we are doing, and then judge its worth... are parents.
Jack ValentiJack Valenti quote #8 I was born in 1962. True. And the room next to me was 1963.
Joan RiversJoan Rivers quote #8 Hal: Bury her naked? My own mum? It's a Freudian nightmare. Dennis: I won't disagree. Hal: Aren't we committing some kind of unforgivable sin? Dennis: Only if you're a Catholic. Hal: I am a Catholic. I can't undress her. She's a relative. I can go to Hell for it. Dennis: I'll undress her then. I don't believe in Hell. Hal: That's typical of your upbringing, baby. Every luxury was lavished on you - atheism, breast-feeding, circumcision. I had to make my own way.
Joe OrtonJoe Orton quote #6 The promise had not failed her. . . . She had won everything from life, for she had given the world a master. Words seemed to speak themselves in her ear . . . 'Bethink you of the blessedness. Every wife is like the Mother of God and has the hope of bearing a saviour of mankind.'
John BuchanJohn Buchan quote #55 All I am saying in this book can be summed up in two words: Trust Children. Nothing could be more simple, or more difficult. Difficult because to trust children we must first learn to trust ourselves, and most of us were taught as children that we could not be trusted.
John HoltJohn Holt quote #3 Is there so much hate for the ones we love? Tell me, we both matter, don't we? You, it's you and me. It's you and me won't be unhappy.
Kate BushKate Bush quote #125 Before he can devote himself to God or a woman, a boy will devote himself to his father, even foolishly, even beyond explanation.
Mitch AlbomMitch Albom quote #14 I don't have any children but if I had a baby I would have to name it so I'd buy a 'baby naming book'. Or I would invite somebody over who had a cast on.
Mitch HedbergMitch Hedberg quote #17 Perhaps that is what it means to be a father- to teach your child to live without you. If so, no one was a greater father than I.
Nicole KraussNicole Krauss quote #8 My grandmother was one of the biggest inspirations of my life, she taught me how to be a real woman ... to have strength and self-respect-and to never give those things away.
Reese WitherspoonReese Witherspoon quote #11 A progeny of learning.
Richard Brinsley SheridanRichard Brinsley Sheridan quote #8 I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born.
Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield quote #54 My father was a proctologist; my mother was an abstract artist. That's how I view the world.
Sandra BernhardSandra Bernhard quote #1 Woe to you, my Princess, when I come... you shall see who is the stronger, a gentle girl who doesn't eat enough or a big wild man who has cocaine in his body.
Sigmund FreudSigmund Freud quote #1 A man who has been the indisputable favorite of his mother keeps for life the feeling of conqueror, that confidence of success that often induces real success.
Sigmund FreudSigmund Freud quote #23 Could I climb to the highest place in Athens, I would lift my voice and proclaim, 'Fellow citizens, why do you turn and scrape every stone to gather wealth, and take so little care of your children to whom one day you must relinquish it all?'
SocratesSocrates quote #38 My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
Steven WrightSteven Wright quote #120 Americans are constantly extolling 'traditions'; litanies to family values are at the center of every politician's discourse. And yet the culture of America is extremely corrosive of family life, indeed of all traditions except those redefined as 'identities' that can be accepted as part of larger patterns of distinctiveness, cooperation, and openness to innovation.
Susan SontagSusan Sontag quote #60 My son - and what's a son? A thing begot Within a pair of minutes, thereabout: A lump bred up in darkness.
Thomas KydThomas Kyd quote #8 Thou, while thy babes around thee cling, Shalt show us how divine a thing A Woman may be made.
William WordsworthWilliam Wordsworth quote #29 Where I grew up... in Brooklyn, nobody committed suicide... you know, everyone was too unhappy.
Woody AllenWoody Allen quote #77 My mother is a fish.
William FaulknerWilliam Faulkner quote #22 The two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son. ~ Ch. 2
Gertrude SteinGertrude Stein quote #65 My family was musical on both sides. My father's family had a famous flautist and a classical pianist. My mother won a contest to be Shirley Temple's double -- she was the diva of the family. At 8, I learned how to play guitar. I used to play songs from the '20s, '30s and '40s in the kitchen for my grandmother. After my dad was a prisoner in Cuba for two years, we moved to Texas, where I was the only Hispanic in the class. I remember hearing 'Ferry Cross the Mersey,' by Gerry and the Pacemakers, and thinking, 'that had bongos and maracas -- that was really a bolero.' And the Beathles song, 'Till There was You' . . . also Latin. I wrote poetry, which got me into lyrics. Stevie Wonder, Carole King, Elton John pulled me into pop. I started singing with a band -- just for fun -- when I 17. And pretty soon, I was thinking I could sing pop in English as well as Spanish. And as you know, we did that and we broke through. But we waited until 1993 to release 'Mi Tierra' -- we wanted my fans to be rady for the traditional Cuban music. And then we kept adding: more Cuban influences, more Latin America. And, underneath it all, African drums and rhythm. The concept of '90 Millas' starts with the songs of the '40s. We invited 25 masters of Latin music -- giants on the cutting edge of creativity, musicians who pushed it out to the world, young Cuban artists and Puerto Ricans who are huge -- so we could blend cultures and generations. So it is like coming home, but not exactly to the old Cuba.
Gloria EstefanGloria Estefan quote #7 Thus we see that the second and third children have a very good chance to live through the first year. Children arriving later have less and less chance, until the twelfth has hardly any chance at all to live twelve months. [npg] This does not complete the case, however, for those who care to go farther into the subject will find that many of those who live for a year die before they reach the age of five. [npg] Many, perhaps, will think it idle to go farther in demonstrating the immorality of large families, but since there is still an abundance of proof at hand, it may be offered for the sake of those who find difficulty in adjusting old-fashioned ideas to the facts. The most merciful thing that the large family does to one of its infant members is to kill it. The same factors which create the terrible infant mortality rate, and which swell the death rate of children between the ages of one and five, operate even more extensively to lower the health rate of the surviving members.
Margaret SangerMargaret Sanger quote #3 Sons, the event proves that your fathers were brave men; for we might have lived dishonourably, but have preferred to die honourably rather than bring you and your children into disgrace, and rather than dishonour our own fathers and forefathers; considering that life is not life to one who is a dishonour to his race, and that to such a one neither men nor Gods are friendly, either while he is on the earth or after death in the world below. Remember our words, then, and whatever is your aim let virtue be the condition of the attainment of your aim, and know that without this all possessions and pursuits are dishonourable and evil. For neither does wealth bring honour to the owner, if he be a coward; of such a one the wealth belongs to another, and not to himself. Nor does beauty and strength of body, when dwelling in a base and cowardly man, appear comely, but the reverse of comely, making the possessor more conspicuous, and manifesting forth his cowardice. And all knowledge, when separated from justice and virtue, is seen to be cunning and not wisdom; wherefore make this your first and last and constant and all-absorbing aim, to exceed, if possible, not only us but all your ancestors in virtue; and know that to excel you in virtue only brings us shame, but that to be excelled by you is a source of happiness to us. And we shall most likely be defeated, and you will most likely be victors in the contest, if you learn so to order your lives as not to abuse or waste the reputation of your ancestors, knowing that to a man who has any self-respect, nothing is more dishonourable than to be honoured, not for his own sake, but on account of the reputation of his ancestors. The honour of parents is a fair and noble treasure to their posterity, but to have the use of a treasure of wealth and honour, and to leave none to your successors, because you have neither money nor reputation of your own, is alike base and dishonourable. And if you follow our precepts you will be received by us as friends, when the hour of destiny brings you hither; but if you neglect our words and are disgraced in your lives, no one will welcome or receive you. This is the message which is to be delivered to our children.
PlatoPlato quote #1 Though my wife thinks I'm mad, I know I'll drop my daughter to the parties she's invited to. I'll want her friends to say, 'Wow what a handsome father you have!' When she's with her boyfriend in the backseat of our car, I'll be at the wheel, driving her around. - Shahrukh
Shahrukh KhanShahrukh Khan quote #86 Oh my son's my son till he gets a wife, But my daughter's my daughter all her life.
Dinah Maria MulockDinah Maria Mulock quote #7 So whether it's you Chris Jericho, Chris Jericho's Daddy, Chris Jericho's MaMa, Uncle Joe Jericho with the glass eye or maybe it's Grandpa Jimmy Jack Jericho with the iron lung, or hell, it might be even Grandma Jessebelle Jericho with the XX30 panties!
The RockThe Rock quote #11 It is from the traditional family that we absorb those universal ideals and principles which are the teaching of Jesus, the bedrock of our religious faith. We are taught the difference between right and wrong, and about the law, just punishment and discipline. We are taught to obey our parents, as Jesus did, and about the sanctity of truth and life itself. We are warned against lying, cheating and stealing. We learn that we must respect the person and property of others, care for each other, live and work together in cooperation, show loyalty, patience, kindness and share what we have. The family teaches us about the importance of knowledge, education, hard work and effort. It teaches us about enjoying ourselves, having fun, keeping fit and healthy.
Ratu Sir Kamisese MaraRatu Sir Kamisese Mara quote #11 Be kind to each other in your homes. Be kind to those who surround you. I prefer that you make mistakes in kindness rather than that you work miracles in unkindness. Often just for one word, one look, one quick action, and darkness fills the heart of the one we love.
Agnes Gonxha (Mother Teresa) BojaxhiAgnes Gonxha (Mother Teresa) Bojaxhi quote #3 My mother didn't breast-feed me. She said she liked me as a friend.
Jacob CohenJacob Cohen quote #6 I have good-looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
Jacob CohenJacob Cohen quote #11 My father never liked me, he'd tell me to go out and play 'Hide and-go-fuck-yourself'.
Jacob CohenJacob Cohen quote #24 The other night I told my kid 'Someday, you'll have children of your own.' He said 'So will you.'
Jacob CohenJacob Cohen quote #44 When I was a kid, I asked my Mother for a Bubble Bath, so she brought the water to a boil!
Jacob CohenJacob Cohen quote #47 You know the best part of having kids? ...making them.
Jacob CohenJacob Cohen quote #53 (Describing his son-in-law's family) The family's so ugly, in the photo album, they keep the negatives!
Jacob CohenJacob Cohen quote #61 I know Not these my hands And yet I think there was A woman like me once had hands Like these.
Adelaide CrapseyAdelaide Crapsey quote #4 'Merry Christmas! What right have you to be merry? What reason have you to be merry? You're poor enough.' 'Come, then,' returned the nephew gaily. 'What right have you to be dismal? What reason have you to be morose? You're rich enough.'
Charles DickensCharles Dickens quote #74 You eat meat and you kill things that are better than you are, and then you say how bad, and even killers, your children are. You made your children what they are....
Charles MansonCharles Manson quote #28 I didn't have the same focus (when I was in Soundgarden) I have now. Now everything has come together. The focus on my wife and my children, it really helps me make sense of the music side of it somehow
Chris CornellChris Cornell quote #18 'Well, when Christina first began to become an adult out on her own, it was odd for me to not have her here all the time, etc. But the one thing that I always have been determined with as far as myself is concerned, is to love my kids for who they are. Oh, I'll tell her in a heartbeat if something she does or says offends me or upsets me. BUT, I'm also one who won't allow myself to lose my head over what I consider to be shallow and stupid things, and the vast majority of things ARE stupid and shallow!'
Christina AguileraChristina Aguilera quote #35 Family is where America finds hope, where wings take dream.
George W. BushGeorge W. Bush quote #293 Who is Gloria Estefan today? I'm very fulfilled as a woman. I've been able to have a wonderful family life, a fantastic career. I have a lot of good friends around me. My family has been my grounding point, and rooted me deeply to the earth. . . I'm very happy. I've done everything I ever wanted to do. The key to me was -- I told my husband when we were in our 20s -- I'm going to work really hard, so one day I won't have to work so hard. And to me what that was, was having choices. And I do have choices now -- and I have take full advantage of that. It's important for me now to be here for my little girl [Emily, age 12]. My son is full grown -- and I know have quickly that goes. So, I'm balancing being a mother -- which to me is the most important role I have on this earth -- and still being creative, writing -- which is what I love to do. So, I've been able to branch out into not just writing songs like you have heard through the years -- but writing children's books, writing a screenplay. But at my core that's what I am: a writer. And that's what I enjoy doing behind the scenes: writing the songs for albums, recording it. And that's why you have seen me take more of a back seat to being the center of attention, and being out on tour and doing that kind of thing. I've stepped up a lot of my charity work. This year, the five concerts I did were all for charity: different ones and my own foundation. So, that's becoming a bigger and bigger part of my life -- as I wanted it to be. And [I keep] just growing and evolving.
Gloria EstefanGloria Estefan quote #5 Now my life is pretty much bliss. I have two healthy children and a great marriage (Emilio and I have been together for 28 years). I still have one ambition: to do a concert in Cuba. It's the beginning of the end for Castro and, well, I've performed for every audience of practically every nationality except my own. Performing there would be one ot the highlights of my life.
Gloria EstefanGloria Estefan quote #62 [While her father was a political prisoner in Cuba] I was always singing and dancing and reciting poems -- that was how I used to do my crying over my father. There were a lot of negotiations between the US and Cuban governments over the next couple of years [1961 - 1963]. [Castro proposed an exchange of prisoners for food, medicine and building machinery], and eventually my dad was released. It was wonderful to have him home -- it was probably the happiest time in my life. For once, the whole family was together, living a normal life. That was when my sister, Becky, was born [1964], and it was also when I started guitar lessons. I would lock myself away in my room for days, learning how to play. Even then I was beginning to work out that music was a way to cut throught all the BS.
Gloria EstefanGloria Estefan quote #102 Dad joined the US Army by this point [1964], and initially he was stationed in Texas and then South Carolina. But the Vietnam war brought our normal life to an end. Once again, Dad was gone. Communications were very basic back then: Dad couldn't just pick up a cellphone and let us know he was okay. Months would go by without a letter or anything. Eventually he bought two tape recorders -- one he kept with him and one for our house. Dad used to talk into the recorder and send the tapes home. Then we would gather round our machine and tell Dad stories. And I would sing. I still have all the tapes, but I can't listen to them. It hurts too much. After Dad came back from Nam, he wasn't well. He'd been poisoned by Agent Orange and needed quite a lot of looking after. Mum was busy trying to get her Cuban qualifications revalidated by a US university, so I had to take care of Dad and my little sister [Becky]. It was tough. Toward the end, Dad was too far gone and he didn't really know what was hapening around him. I joined Miami Sound Machine in 1975 and we were getting quite successful, but Dad didn't even know who I was. He had to be moved to the hospital. On my wedding day in 1978 [September 2] I went to visit him, still wearing my wedding dress. That was the last time that he said my name. Dad died in 1980, but he touches my life every day. On my last album [Unwrapped] I did a lot of writing while I was looking at a picture of him in his younger days -- so happy and in the prime of his life. I'm not sure if he sees me, but I can feel him all around me. I hope he knows that I am so very proud of him.
Gloria EstefanGloria Estefan quote #121 More than anything I want to be able to go back to Cuba, to have a house to visit there, to know my roots. I lost my father as a little girl, and I want to be able to find him again in my heritage.
Gloria EstefanGloria Estefan quote #177 You're not famous until my mother knows about it.
Jay LenoJay Leno quote #20 Sir Walt, being strangely supprized and putt out of his countenance at so great a Table, gives his son a damned blow over the face; his son, as rude as he was, would not strike his father, but strikes over the face of the Gentleman that sate next to him, and sayed, Box about, 'twill come to my Father anon. 'Tis now a common used Proverb.
John AubreyJohn Aubrey quote #14 The marriage-bed is the most degenerating influence of the social order.
Margaret SangerMargaret Sanger quote #39 'Take my camel, dear,' said my aunt Dot, as she climbed down from this animal on her return from High Mass.
Rose MacaulayRose Macaulay quote #1 I hope you go before me because I don't want you singing at my funeral.
Spike MilliganSpike Milligan quote #23 I got love for my brother but we can never go nowhere/unless we share with each other
Tupac ShakurTupac Shakur quote #42 I believe no man was ever scolded out of his sins.
William CowperWilliam Cowper quote #10 Little League baseball is a good thing 'cause it keeps the parents off the streets and it keeps the kids out of the house!
Yogi BerraYogi Berra quote #39 James James Morrison Morrisson Weatherby George Dupree Took great care of his mother Though he was only three. James James said to his mother Mother he said, said he: You mustn't go down to the end of the town if you don't go down with me. James James Morrison's Mother Put on a golden gown. James James Morrison's Mother Went to the end of the town James James Morrison's Mother Said to herself, said she: I can go right down to the end of the town and be back in time for tea!
A. A. MilneA. A. Milne quote #2