5 Woody Allen Quotes on Family

Woody Allen quotes on family

77. Where I grew up... in Brooklyn, nobody committed suicide... you know, everyone was too unhappy.

82. [about his daughter] I'd rather she grew up here than grew up as an orphan,

92. Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

97. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

102. She quarreled with the nanny and accused her of brushing Misha's teeth sideways rather than up and down.