Woody Allen Quotes on God
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To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
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The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter... if it turns about that there is a God, I don't think that he is evil. I think that the worst thing you could say is that he is, basically, an under-achiever.
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Boris: If it turns out that there IS a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
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God is either cruel or incompetent.
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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
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If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse