Quote #126
If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse
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- I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.
- If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
- I took a speed reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
- If my film makes one more person feel miserable, I'll feel like I've done my job.
- I prefer masturbation. You meet a better class of people that way.
- It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better ... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hour…
- I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's.
- Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.