Quote #110
God is either cruel or incompetent.
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- Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end.
- Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
- Eighty percent of success is showing up.
- His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
- Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.
- How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
- To a man standing on the shore, time passes quicker than to a man on a boat - especially if the man on the boat is with his wife.
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