6 Woody Allen Quotes on Irony

Woody Allen quotes on irony

2. I think crime pays. The hours are good, you meet a lot of interesting people, you travel a lot.

44. Sonja: I do believe that this is truly the best of all possible worlds. Boris: Well, it's certainly the most expensive.

64. She's 17. I'm 42 and she's 17. I'm older than her father, can you believe that? I'm dating a girl, wherein, I can beat up her father.

83. ...years of insanity have made this guy crazy!

137. Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.

139. Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.