Woody Allen Quotes on Irony
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I think crime pays. The hours are good, you meet a lot of interesting people, you travel a lot.
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Sonja: I do believe that this is truly the best of all possible worlds. Boris: Well, it's certainly the most expensive.
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She's 17. I'm 42 and she's 17. I'm older than her father, can you believe that? I'm dating a girl, wherein, I can beat up her father.
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...years of insanity have made this guy crazy!
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Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
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Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.