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What does it mean?
Allen ironically suggests crime pays well and offers interesting travel and social opportunities.
In plain terms
Allen jokes crime has good hours and interesting people.
What can you take from it?
Do not take cynical job comparisons literally.

Where it applies

  • stand-up
  • social commentary
  • jokes

Putting it to work

  • analyze satire
  • discuss ethics

Questions to consider

  • What makes work satisfying?
  • How do we value labor?

Another view

Crime is not a viable or ethical career path.

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