Woody Allen Quotes on Sex
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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
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Sex and death are two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous.
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Regarding love... what can you say? It's not the quantity of your sexual relations that counts. It's the quality. On the other hand if the quantity drops below once every eight months, I would definitely look into it.
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Sonja: Sex without love is an empty experience! Boris: Yes, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best!
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Him: Come to my quarters tomorrow at three. Sonja: I can't. Him: Please! Sonja: It's immoral. What time? Him: Who is to say what is moral? Sonja: Morality is subjective. Him: Subjectivity is objective. Sonja: Moral notions imply attributes to substances which exist only in relational duality. Him: Not as an essential extension of ontological existence. Sonja: Can we not talk about sex so much?
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I feel sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
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Sex is only dirty if it's done right.