Quote #138

Sex is only dirty if it's done right.

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  2. Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
  3. On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
  4. The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7', it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.
  5. My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
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  7. My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a Quaker.
  8. There's more to life than sitting around in the sun in your underwear playing the clarinet.

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