Sex is only dirty if it's done right.

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.

A hooker told me 'Not on the first date.'

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.