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  1. The trouble is that sex is a force of nature, and reason is not.

    Ashleigh BrilliantAshleigh Brilliant quote #99
  2. I suspect that one of the reasons we create fiction is to make sex exciting.

    Gore VidalGore Vidal quote #21
  3. As one gets older, litigation replaces sex.

    Gore VidalGore Vidal quote #48
  4. If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.

    Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield quote #30
  5. I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy.

    Steve MartinSteve Martin quote #21
  6. Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

    Woody AllenWoody Allen quote #5
  7. Sex is glorious, it's how we all got here, and it's most people's favourite activity.

    Alan MooreAlan Moore quote #41
  8. It's hard for a man to turn down sex : if they chase us, we can't run that fast.

    Chris RockChris Rock quote #30

More sex quotes

  1. Nine-tenths of the appeal of pornography is due to the indecent feelings concerning sex which moralists inculcate in the young; the other tenth is physiological, and will occur in one way or another whatever the state of the law may be.

    Bertrand RussellBertrand Russell quote #104
  2. Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.

    Bertrand RussellBertrand Russell quote #106
  3. Joy of life... depends upon a certain spontaneity in regard to sex. Where sex is repressed, only work remains, and a gospel of work for work's sake never produced any work worth doing.

    Bertrand RussellBertrand Russell quote #110
  4. To say that historical conditions made personal life possible, and with it the self-consciousness that allowed psychoanalysis to emerge, is to tell half the story: one also has to consider that the erotic impulse, ever pressing for satisfaction, had something to do with making the history that encouraged its expression.

    Ellen WillisEllen Willis quote #28
  5. Love of beauty is really only the sex instinct, which nothing but complete union satisfies.

    John GalsworthyJohn Galsworthy quote #10
  6. When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

    Matt GroeningMatt Groening quote #10
  7. During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

    Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield quote #7
  8. The suppression of natural sexual gratification leads to various kinds of substitute gratifications. Natural aggression, for example, becomes brutal sadism which then is an essential mass-psychological factor in imperialistic wars.

    Wilhelm ReichWilhelm Reich quote #23
  9. 'If I'm gonna commit suicide, I'll go out eatin' pussy to death.'

    Dave MustaineDave Mustaine quote #13
  10. 'Playing acoustic guitar is like having sex with your clothes on. I mean you know how to do it, but it's more difficult.'

    Dave MustaineDave Mustaine quote #16
  11. 'Adam knew Eve his wife and she conceived.' It is a pity that this is still the only knowledge of their wives at which some men seem to arrive.

    F. H. BradleyF. H. Bradley quote #16
  12. The sex relation is not a personal relation. It can be irresistibly desired and rapturously consummated between persons who could not endure one another for a day in any other relation.

    George Bernard ShawGeorge Bernard Shaw quote #237
  13. 'The differences between the sexes are the single most important fact of human society.'

    George GilderGeorge Gilder quote #9
  14. 'This is what sexual liberation chiefly accomplishes-it liberates young women to pursue married men.'

    George GilderGeorge Gilder quote #12
  15. Never pass up a chance to have sex or appear on television.

    Gore VidalGore Vidal quote #50
  16. Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation- the other eight are unimportant.

    Henry MillerHenry Miller quote #48
  17. Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation have yielded fruitful, if tentative, results. There are several theories. Near as we can figure out, it has something to do with acting ridiculous in the dark. We believe it is similar to dogs when they act peculiar and ride each other. This is called 'making love'. Careful study of popular song lyrics, advertising catch-lines, TV sitcoms, movies, and T-Shirt inscriptions offers us significant clues as to its nature. Apparently it makes grown-ups insipid and insane. Some graffiti was once observed that said 'sex is good.' All available evidence, however, points to the contrary.

    Matt GroeningMatt Groening quote #11
  18. Regarding love... what can you say? It's not the quantity of your sexual relations that counts. It's the quality. On the other hand if the quantity drops below once every eight months, I would definitely look into it.

    Woody AllenWoody Allen quote #31
  19. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

    Woody AllenWoody Allen quote #111
  20. I can understand companionship. I can understand bought sex in the afternoon, but I cannot understand the love affair.

    Gore VidalGore Vidal quote #47
  21. That's the trouble, a sex symbol becomes a thing. But if I'm going to be a symbol of something, I'd rather it be sex than some of the things we've got symbols of... I just hate to be a thing.

    Marilyn MonroeMarilyn Monroe quote #11
  22. The strangest thing about humans is the way they pair up, males and females. Constantly at war with each other, never content to leave each other alone. They never seem to grasp the idea that males and females are separate species with completely different needs and desires, forced to come together only to reproduce.

    Orson Scott CardOrson Scott Card quote #140
  23. Sex and death are two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous.

    Woody AllenWoody Allen quote #24
  24. Him: Come to my quarters tomorrow at three. Sonja: I can't. Him: Please! Sonja: It's immoral. What time? Him: Who is to say what is moral? Sonja: Morality is subjective. Him: Subjectivity is objective. Sonja: Moral notions imply attributes to substances which exist only in relational duality. Him: Not as an essential extension of ontological existence. Sonja: Can we not talk about sex so much?

    Woody AllenWoody Allen quote #37
  25. I feel sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

    Woody AllenWoody Allen quote #90
  26. Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy

    Tupac ShakurTupac Shakur quote #293
  27. I'm very romantic, I'm extremely romantic. I date my wife.?... That's one thing guys don't understand. This is something that you would be very surprised that I understand, is that men are microwaves and women are pressure cookers. Men want sex, bang; women like romance. Guys, learn how to romance.

    Alice CooperAlice Cooper quote #6
  28. The notion is that if you want to welcome me with open arms, I'm afraid you're also going to have to welcome me with open legs. (February 4, 2002 interview by Terry Gross with Gene Simmons on NPR's Fresh Air)

    Gene SimmonsGene Simmons quote #19
  29. The more I think about sex, the better it gets. Here we have a purpose in life: Good for the blood circulation, Good for releasing the tension, The root of our reincarnations.

    Kate BushKate Bush quote #44
  30. Sex is difficult; yes. But those tasks that have been entrusted to us are difficult; almost everything serious is difficult; and everything is serious. If you just recognize this and manage, out of yourself, out of your own talent and nature, out of your own experience and childhood and strength, to achieve a wholly individual relation to sex (one that is not influenced by convention and custom), then you will no longer have to be afraid of losing yourself and becoming unworthy of your dearest possession.

    Rainer Maria RilkeRainer Maria Rilke quote #40
  31. Sonja: Sex without love is an empty experience! Boris: Yes, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best!

    Woody AllenWoody Allen quote #34
  32. Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.

    Woody AllenWoody Allen quote #132
  33. It is nonsense to assert that revelry, vice, ecstasy, passion, would become impossible if man and woman were equal in concrete matters; the contradictions that put the flesh in opposition to the spirit, the instant to time, the swoon of immanence to the challenge of transcendence, the absolute of pleasure to the nothingness of forgetting, will never be resolved; in sexuality will always be materialised the tension, the anguish, the joy, the frustration, and the triumph of existence. To emancipate woman is to refuse to confine her to the relations she bears to man, not to deny them to her; let her have her independent existence and she will continue none the less to exist for him also: mutually recognising each other as subject, each will yet remain for the other an other. The reciprocity of their relations will not do away with the miracles - desire, possession, love, dream, adventure - worked by the division of human beings into two separate categories; and the words that move us - giving, conquering, uniting - will not lose their meaning. On the contrary, when we abolish the slavery of half of humanity, together with the whole system of hypocrisy that it implies, then the 'division' of humanity will reveal its genuine significance and the human couple will find its true form.

    Simone De BeauvoirSimone De Beauvoir quote #58
  34. Look at my dick

    Kevin SmithKevin Smith quote #40