If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- A joke claiming that stolen money was the only means to fund sex life expenses.
- In plain terms
- I used stolen money to afford my sex life.
- What can you take from it?
- Humor can highlight financial struggles.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- How do money and intimacy intersect?
- What drives your financial choices?
Another view
Trivializes illegal behavior and transactional sex.
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