3 Rodney Dangerfield Quotes on Intimacy

Rodney Dangerfield quotes on intimacy

30. If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.

33. Last night I was making love to my wife and nothing was happening, so I said to her, What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?

51. With my wife, I've got no sex life. The dog keeps watching me in the bedroom so he can learn how to sit up and beg. I told him to watch my wife so he can learn how to roll over and play dead.