Rodney Dangerfield Quotes on Intimacy
-
If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.
-
Last night I was making love to my wife and nothing was happening, so I said to her, What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?
-
With my wife, I've got no sex life. The dog keeps watching me in the bedroom so he can learn how to sit up and beg. I told him to watch my wife so he can learn how to roll over and play dead.