Rodney Dangerfield Quotes on Jealousy
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Last night I was making love to my wife and nothing was happening, so I said to her, What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?
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The other night I woke up and my wife was saying sexy things. I looked over and she was on the phone.
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When I tried to kiss my date goodnight she pushed me away. I said, 'Is there someone else?' She said, 'There must be.'
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One day I was driving home and saw a guy jogging naked. I asked why, he said, ''Cause you came home early!'