Rodney Dangerfield Quotes on Relationships
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A hooker told me 'Not on the first date.'
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During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
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Last night I was making love to my wife and nothing was happening, so I said to her, What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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The other night I woke up and my wife was saying sexy things. I looked over and she was on the phone.
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When I tried to kiss my date goodnight she pushed me away. I said, 'Is there someone else?' She said, 'There must be.'
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I don't play hard to get... I play hard to want!
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I love three girls at once...if I fall asleep, they got each other to talk to.
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Don't worry honey, I didn't see a thing...you're perfect!