9 Rodney Dangerfield Quotes on Relationships

Rodney Dangerfield quotes on relationships

4. A hooker told me 'Not on the first date.'

7. During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

33. Last night I was making love to my wife and nothing was happening, so I said to her, What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?

38. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

45. The other night I woke up and my wife was saying sexy things. I looked over and she was on the phone.

46. When I tried to kiss my date goodnight she pushed me away. I said, 'Is there someone else?' She said, 'There must be.'

55. I don't play hard to get... I play hard to want!

56. I love three girls at once...if I fall asleep, they got each other to talk to.

57. Don't worry honey, I didn't see a thing...you're perfect!