Rodney Dangerfield Quotes on Insecurity
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Last night I was making love to my wife and nothing was happening, so I said to her, What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?
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When I tried to kiss my date goodnight she pushed me away. I said, 'Is there someone else?' She said, 'There must be.'
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You kiddin'? I know I'm ugly...last year at Halloween when I opened the door, kids gave me candy. Some little kid tried to pull my face off. When I drove down the street, I stuck my head out the window and got a ticket for mooning.