Rodney Dangerfield Quotes on Childhood
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My mother didn't breast-feed me. She said she liked me as a friend.
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I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.
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I was so poor growing up, if I wasn't born a boy I'd have nothing to play with.
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I was such an ugly kid- when I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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My father never liked me, he'd tell me to go out and play 'Hide and-go-fuck-yourself'.
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When I was a kid, I asked my Mother for a Bubble Bath, so she brought the water to a boil!