Rodney Dangerfield Quotes on Communication

5 quotes

  1. A girl called me the other day and said 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

  2. During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

  3. I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

  4. My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

  5. Don't worry honey, I didn't see a thing...you're perfect!

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