Rodney Dangerfield Quotes on Self image
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I told my doctor I wanted a vasectomy. He said, with a face like mine, I don't need one.
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I was so ugly... When I was born, the doctor slapped my mother!'
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I went to see my doctor. 'Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me?' He said...'I don't know but your eyesight is perfect.'
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You kiddin'? I know I'm ugly...last year at Halloween when I opened the door, kids gave me candy. Some little kid tried to pull my face off. When I drove down the street, I stuck my head out the window and got a ticket for mooning.