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99 Self image Quotes

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Short self image quotes

  1. I never thought I'd land in pictures with a face like mine.

    Audrey HepburnAudrey Hepburn quote #10
  2. I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived.

    Bette DavisBette Davis quote #40
  3. People are usually made Dames for virtues I do not possess.

    Edith SitwellEdith Sitwell quote #35
  4. The things we hate about ourselves aren't more real than things we like about ourselves.

    Ellen GoodmanEllen Goodman quote #11
  5. The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear.

    SocratesSocrates quote #81
  6. Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water.

    W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields quote #50
  7. Accept me for what I am - completely unacceptable.

    Ashleigh BrilliantAshleigh Brilliant quote #178
  8. My brain: it's my second favorite organ.

    Woody AllenWoody Allen quote #21

More self image quotes

  1. The first day I can remember looking into a mirror and being able to stand what I saw was the day I had a guitar in my hand.

    Bruce SpringsteenBruce Springsteen quote #32
  2. Actresses can get outrageously precious about the way they look. That's not what life's about. If you starve yourself to the point where your brain cells shrivel, you will never do good work. And if you're overly conscious of your arms flapping in the wind, how can you look the other actor in the eye to respond to them?

    Cate BlanchettCate Blanchett quote #4
  3. My hands tend to be full enough dealing with people who hate me for who I am. Concentrate too hard on the millions of people who hate you for what you are and you're likely to turn into one of those unkempt, sloppy dressers who sag beneath the weight of the two hundred political buttons they wear pinned to their coats and knapsacks.

    David SedarisDavid Sedaris quote #3
  4. I wanted to talk to very young kids about self-image and about being different and how that can be your strength, especially from the immigrant perspective.

    Gloria EstefanGloria Estefan quote #135
  5. I spent my childhood alone, overweight and ugly, angry at everything, and knowing nothing of a life beyond this sadness.

    Gloria EstefanGloria Estefan quote #171
  6. Arrogant, pompous, obnoxious, vain, cruel, verbose, a showoff. I have been called all of these. Of course, I am.

    Howard CosellHoward Cosell quote #13
  7. The psychic scars caused by believing that you are ugly leave a permanent mark on your personality.

    Joan RiversJoan Rivers quote #13
  8. It seems to be a law of nature that no man, unless he has some obvious physical deformity, ever is loth to sit for his portrait.

    Max BeerbohmMax Beerbohm quote #32
  9. Every morning upon awakening, I experience a supreme pleasure: that of being Salvador Dali, and I ask myself, wonderstruck, what prodigious thing will he do today, this Salvador Dali.

    Salvador DaliSalvador Dali quote #8
  10. I'm much more self-conscious clothed than unclothed. I'm a frustrated Page Three girl. I have no shame about my body.

    Susannah ConstantineSusannah Constantine quote #2
  11. Surely we have had enough of confusing maleness with 'usefulness' and other human virtues. If men had a more modest view of what their masculinity ought to entail, perhaps they could move on from debilitating feelings of loss to tackling their real economic and political problems.

    Ellen WillisEllen Willis quote #14
  12. 'I don't like the way my teeth protrude. I'm going to have them done, but I just haven't had the time. Apart from that... I'm perfect.'

    Freddie MercuryFreddie Mercury quote #30
  13. I'm a failure as a woman. My men expect so much of me, because of the image they've made of me - and that I've made of myself - as a sex symbol. They expect bells to ring and whistles to whistle, but my anatomy is the same as any other woman's and I can't live up to it.

    Marilyn MonroeMarilyn Monroe quote #4
  14. I writhe when I see myself on the screen. I'm such a dreadfully clumsy hulking image. I say to myself, 'Why doesn't he get off? Why doesn't he get off?' I mean, I look like such an idiot. Some fat awkward thing dredged up from some third-rate drama company. I must stop thinking about it, otherwise I shan't be able to go on working.

    Peter SellersPeter Sellers quote #12
  15. If you want to make the best of yourself you don't necessarily need to diet - you need to wear the right stuff.

    Trinny WoodallTrinny Woodall quote #13
  16. I have now come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason; I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.

    Abraham LincolnAbraham Lincoln quote #3
  17. Conventional people are roused to fury by departures from convention, largely because they regard such departures as a criticism of themselves.

    Bertrand RussellBertrand Russell quote #121
  18. Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion. A matter of taste, a whim, an eye, a beholder, an opinion, a spin, light crossing the frame, paint, projection. The moment. Context.

    Margaret ChoMargaret Cho quote #81
  19. Or I might be able to catch one, a little girl for example, and half strangle her, three quarters, until she promises to give me my stick, give me soup, empty my pots, kiss me, fondle me, smile to me, give me my hat, stay with me, follow the hearse weeping into her handkerchief, that would be nice. I am such a good man, at bottom, such a good man, how is it that nobody ever noticed it?

    Samuel BeckettSamuel Beckett quote #67
  20. Sexiness is all in the eye of the beholder. I think it should be. Absolutely. My sex appeal, whatever it might be, isn't obvious...at least to me.

    Sharon TateSharon Tate quote #9
  21. Men will take almost any kind of criticism except the observation that they have no sense of humor.

    Steve AllenSteve Allen quote #25
  22. Zits are beauty marks. (1992)

    Kurt Donald CobainKurt Donald Cobain quote #80
  23. I'm a moron because I don't want to lie in a gutter puking over myself...yeah right.

    Davey HavokDavey Havok quote #26
  24. I always felt I was nobody and the only way for me to be somebody was to be... well, somebody else.

    Marilyn MonroeMarilyn Monroe quote #31
  25. I was so ugly... When I was born, the doctor slapped my mother!'

    Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield quote #22
  26. You kiddin'? I know I'm ugly...last year at Halloween when I opened the door, kids gave me candy. Some little kid tried to pull my face off. When I drove down the street, I stuck my head out the window and got a ticket for mooning.

    Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield quote #58
  27. I've been nine stone for 20 years, I always eat what I want, it's not an issue for me. But it pisses me off - because if people did decide that I starved myself, it would have a direct consequence on what we advocate!

    Trinny WoodallTrinny Woodall quote #8
  28. Are you kiddin'? I know I'm ugly. My mother breast-fed me through a straw.

    Jacob CohenJacob Cohen quote #5
  29. I went to see my doctor. 'Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me?' He said...'I don't know but your eyesight is perfect.'

    Jacob CohenJacob Cohen quote #26
  30. I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born.

    Jacob CohenJacob Cohen quote #54
  31. I told my doctor I wanted a vasectomy. He said, with a face like mine, I don't need one.

    Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield quote #18
  32. I went to see my doctor. 'Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me?' He said...'I don't know but your eyesight is perfect.'

    Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield quote #26
  33. The real movie stars were Humphrey Bogart, Lauren Bacall, Spencer Tracy, Montgomery Clift. How could I put myself in the same category as Clark Gable? Tom Cruise is a great movie star. Do I consider myself a movie star? I consider myself a guy with a good job, an interesting job. (2004)

    Johnny DeppJohnny Depp quote #109
  34. My face - I see it in the mirror when I wash it every morning. It's an okay face. (1988)

    Johnny DeppJohnny Depp quote #117
  35. Nothing makes one so vain as being told that one is a sinner.

    Oscar WildeOscar Wilde quote #93
  36. If I am occasionally a little over-dressed, I make up for it by being immensely over-educated.

    Oscar WildeOscar Wilde quote #168
  37. I have nothing to declare except my Genius.

    Oscar WildeOscar Wilde quote #234
  38. I bought myself a Wonderbra For fourteen ninety nine, It looked so good on the model girl's chest, And I hoped it would on mine, I took it from the packaging And when I tried it on, The Wonderbra restored to me All I believed had gone.

    Pam AyresPam Ayres quote #1
  39. When stripped, I looked less like 'Il David' than a plucked chicken that died of myxomatosis.

    Quentin CrispQuentin Crisp quote #25
  40. Nobody is really happy with what's on their head. People with straight hair want curly, people with curly want straight, and bald people want everyone to be blind.

    Rita RudnerRita Rudner quote #8
  41. 'Oh, nobody would ever want to know me in Hollywood. I'm far too puffin-faced for that, too weird-looking. No, I think I'll probably stick to telly, if telly'll have me, though I wouldn't mind doing radio plays as well.'

    Tamsin GreigTamsin Greig quote #7
  42. 'I hadn't realised I enjoyed that reputation. But as I do, perhaps you could make it a large one.'

    the Queen Mother Elizabeththe Queen Mother Elizabeth quote #5
  43. You wanna know more, more, more about me I'm the girl who's kicking the coke machine

    Skye SweetnamSkye Sweetnam quote #11