99 Self image Quotes
Short self image quotes
I never thought I'd land in pictures with a face like mine.
Audrey HepburnAudrey Hepburn quote #10 I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived.
Bette DavisBette Davis quote #40 People are usually made Dames for virtues I do not possess.
Edith SitwellEdith Sitwell quote #35 The things we hate about ourselves aren't more real than things we like about ourselves.
Ellen GoodmanEllen Goodman quote #11 The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear.
SocratesSocrates quote #81 Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields quote #50 Accept me for what I am - completely unacceptable.
Ashleigh BrilliantAshleigh Brilliant quote #178 My brain: it's my second favorite organ.
Woody AllenWoody Allen quote #21
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The first day I can remember looking into a mirror and being able to stand what I saw was the day I had a guitar in my hand.
Bruce SpringsteenBruce Springsteen quote #32 Actresses can get outrageously precious about the way they look. That's not what life's about. If you starve yourself to the point where your brain cells shrivel, you will never do good work. And if you're overly conscious of your arms flapping in the wind, how can you look the other actor in the eye to respond to them?
Cate BlanchettCate Blanchett quote #4 My hands tend to be full enough dealing with people who hate me for who I am. Concentrate too hard on the millions of people who hate you for what you are and you're likely to turn into one of those unkempt, sloppy dressers who sag beneath the weight of the two hundred political buttons they wear pinned to their coats and knapsacks.
David SedarisDavid Sedaris quote #3 I wanted to talk to very young kids about self-image and about being different and how that can be your strength, especially from the immigrant perspective.
Gloria EstefanGloria Estefan quote #135 I spent my childhood alone, overweight and ugly, angry at everything, and knowing nothing of a life beyond this sadness.
Gloria EstefanGloria Estefan quote #171 Arrogant, pompous, obnoxious, vain, cruel, verbose, a showoff. I have been called all of these. Of course, I am.
Howard CosellHoward Cosell quote #13 The psychic scars caused by believing that you are ugly leave a permanent mark on your personality.
Joan RiversJoan Rivers quote #13 It seems to be a law of nature that no man, unless he has some obvious physical deformity, ever is loth to sit for his portrait.
Max BeerbohmMax Beerbohm quote #32 Every morning upon awakening, I experience a supreme pleasure: that of being Salvador Dali, and I ask myself, wonderstruck, what prodigious thing will he do today, this Salvador Dali.
Salvador DaliSalvador Dali quote #8 I'm much more self-conscious clothed than unclothed. I'm a frustrated Page Three girl. I have no shame about my body.
Susannah ConstantineSusannah Constantine quote #2 Surely we have had enough of confusing maleness with 'usefulness' and other human virtues. If men had a more modest view of what their masculinity ought to entail, perhaps they could move on from debilitating feelings of loss to tackling their real economic and political problems.
Ellen WillisEllen Willis quote #14 'I don't like the way my teeth protrude. I'm going to have them done, but I just haven't had the time. Apart from that... I'm perfect.'
Freddie MercuryFreddie Mercury quote #30 I'm a failure as a woman. My men expect so much of me, because of the image they've made of me - and that I've made of myself - as a sex symbol. They expect bells to ring and whistles to whistle, but my anatomy is the same as any other woman's and I can't live up to it.
Marilyn MonroeMarilyn Monroe quote #4 I writhe when I see myself on the screen. I'm such a dreadfully clumsy hulking image. I say to myself, 'Why doesn't he get off? Why doesn't he get off?' I mean, I look like such an idiot. Some fat awkward thing dredged up from some third-rate drama company. I must stop thinking about it, otherwise I shan't be able to go on working.
Peter SellersPeter Sellers quote #12 If you want to make the best of yourself you don't necessarily need to diet - you need to wear the right stuff.
Trinny WoodallTrinny Woodall quote #13 I have now come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason; I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
Abraham LincolnAbraham Lincoln quote #3 Conventional people are roused to fury by departures from convention, largely because they regard such departures as a criticism of themselves.
Bertrand RussellBertrand Russell quote #121 Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion. A matter of taste, a whim, an eye, a beholder, an opinion, a spin, light crossing the frame, paint, projection. The moment. Context.
Margaret ChoMargaret Cho quote #81 Or I might be able to catch one, a little girl for example, and half strangle her, three quarters, until she promises to give me my stick, give me soup, empty my pots, kiss me, fondle me, smile to me, give me my hat, stay with me, follow the hearse weeping into her handkerchief, that would be nice. I am such a good man, at bottom, such a good man, how is it that nobody ever noticed it?
Samuel BeckettSamuel Beckett quote #67 Sexiness is all in the eye of the beholder. I think it should be. Absolutely. My sex appeal, whatever it might be, isn't obvious...at least to me.
Sharon TateSharon Tate quote #9 Men will take almost any kind of criticism except the observation that they have no sense of humor.
Steve AllenSteve Allen quote #25 Zits are beauty marks. (1992)
Kurt Donald CobainKurt Donald Cobain quote #80 I'm a moron because I don't want to lie in a gutter puking over myself...yeah right.
Davey HavokDavey Havok quote #26 I always felt I was nobody and the only way for me to be somebody was to be... well, somebody else.
Marilyn MonroeMarilyn Monroe quote #31 I was so ugly... When I was born, the doctor slapped my mother!'
Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield quote #22 You kiddin'? I know I'm ugly...last year at Halloween when I opened the door, kids gave me candy. Some little kid tried to pull my face off. When I drove down the street, I stuck my head out the window and got a ticket for mooning.
Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield quote #58 I've been nine stone for 20 years, I always eat what I want, it's not an issue for me. But it pisses me off - because if people did decide that I starved myself, it would have a direct consequence on what we advocate!
Trinny WoodallTrinny Woodall quote #8 Are you kiddin'? I know I'm ugly. My mother breast-fed me through a straw.
Jacob CohenJacob Cohen quote #5 I went to see my doctor. 'Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me?' He said...'I don't know but your eyesight is perfect.'
Jacob CohenJacob Cohen quote #26 I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born.
Jacob CohenJacob Cohen quote #54 I told my doctor I wanted a vasectomy. He said, with a face like mine, I don't need one.
Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield quote #18 I went to see my doctor. 'Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me?' He said...'I don't know but your eyesight is perfect.'
Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield quote #26 'We are in a very vain, very appearance-conscious world nowadays. But, you won't get any answers. Wearing the right suit doesn't necessarily make you happy.' - on the importance of fashion.
Jude LawJude Law quote #30 I want to be a Mrs. Kenny Rogers kind of woman. You know... the kind of lady he sings about: 'Oh Lady, I was just scum in the sewer until you came along and made me a man.' With hair that's light, but not really blonde, that would be too cheap. Instead, sort of a wheat-and-sunstreaked affair with not a lot of hairspray. A ninety-five dollar cut that looks like your hair just naturally grows out of your head like that. The kind of woman who always, no matter what, has that I-understand-and-am-knowing-without-being-threatening kind of always smile.
Kathy NajimyKathy Najimy quote #3 Always looking at himself in mirrors to make sure he was sufficiently outrageous.
Lord ByronLord Byron quote #135 I'm proud to say I have never been wrong about anything.
Louis MountbattenLouis Mountbatten quote #3 So from the age of 10, I became anorexic, and then bulimic, and then stayed that way for about twenty years, until one day I just said, Hey, what if this is it? What if this is just what I look like, and nothing I do changes that? So how much time would I save if I stopped taking that extra second every time I look in the mirror to call myself a big fat fuck? How much time would I save if I just let myself walk by a plate-glass window without sucking in my gut and throwing back my shoulders? How much time would I save? And it turns out I save about 97 minutes a week. I can take a pottery class.
Margaret ChoMargaret Cho quote #57 The make-up sat on the surface of my skin like scrambled egg.
Maureen LipmanMaureen Lipman quote #5 She said: 'I get scared when my eye blinks. Scared that during that second when my gaze is switched off, a snake or a rat or another man could slip into your place.'
Milan KunderaMilan Kundera quote #55 It's like I can never watch myself on TV unless I have to do some editing before a show comes out. It's like hearing your voice back on a tape recorder and I'm sure you know how horrible that is. I always look for the worst things in myself - criticising my hair and stuff. I'm very self-conscious about it all.
Nigella LawsonNigella Lawson quote #8 She's happy about what she looks like. She loves her food. Because she's relaxed her true beauty comes out.
Nigella LawsonNigella Lawson quote #29 Am I really that stupid looking?
Orson Scott CardOrson Scott Card quote #962 The daimonic is the urge in every being to affirm itself, assert itself, perpetuate and increase itself. The daimonic becomes evil when it usurps the total self without regard to the integration of that self, or to the unique forms and desires of others and their need for integration.
Rollo MayRollo May quote #83 I want to get a full body tattoo of myself, only bigger.
Steven WrightSteven Wright quote #76 Our primary concern is not to be style icons ourselves.
Susannah ConstantineSusannah Constantine quote #15 In my case I slob around in old clothes in the country. But I have the luxury of knowing I can pull myself out of that. So I don't feel bad about looking like shit.
Susannah ConstantineSusannah Constantine quote #18 If you ask anyone why they are driven, it's not just money, it's not just a need to prove themselves, it's a combination of things, and for us if we can get women to look at themselves in terms of shape, not size, if Suze and I achieve that as our little gravestone thing, then that would be a fucking big achievement.
Trinny WoodallTrinny Woodall quote #19 I am very attractive and get cuter the older I get. I'm even getting -- well, not statuesque, but I'm growing. I'm expanding. That's the best way to put it.
Whoopi GoldbergWhoopi Goldberg quote #4 Can't act, slightly bald, also dances
Fred AstaireFred Astaire quote #34 I'm a Voodoo Child, Voodoo Child, Lord knows I am a Voodoo Child
Jimi HendrixJimi Hendrix quote #9 He shuddered at his own fragility. He had thought he was a stronger man than that
Orson Scott CardOrson Scott Card quote #774 Ohhhhhhh. I'm an A-hole...
Phil HendriePhil Hendrie quote #70 The next time you meet a guy online, make sure you send a picture of how fat you are...
Phil HendriePhil Hendrie quote #141 (to her friend) See, you can look thin even though you're not.
Phil HendriePhil Hendrie quote #225 All a bird does is sit in that cage and stares at itself in the mirror all day, now that's pretty egotisical.
Phil HendriePhil Hendrie quote #264 You think I'm kind of a funny little man, don't you?
Phil HendriePhil Hendrie quote #288 I'm so gooooooood I could be on Scotland Yard.
Phil HendriePhil Hendrie quote #330 Yeah, I know I'm ugly. I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
Jacob CohenJacob Cohen quote #52 'Hold a picture of yourself long and steadily enough in your mind's eye, and you will be drawn toward it.'
Harry Emerson FosdickHarry Emerson Fosdick quote #14 Hold a picture of yourself long and steadily enough in your mind's eye, and you will be drawn toward it.
Napoleon HillNapoleon Hill quote #19 I don't care how stylish something is if it doesn't flatter me.
Ali LarterAli Larter quote #1 To have 'It', the fortunate possessor must have that strange magnetism which attracts both sexes. He or she must be entirely unselfconscious and full of self-confidence, indifferent to the effect he or she is producing, and uninfluenced by others. There must be physical attraction, but beauty is unnecessary.
Elinor GlynElinor Glyn quote #4 I'm an egomaniac with an inferiority complex.
Eric ClaptonEric Clapton quote #7 On aime mieux dire du mal de soi-meme que de n'en point parler.
Francois de La RochefoucauldFrancois de La Rochefoucauld quote #46 While every noble morality develops from a triumphant affirmation of itself, slave morality from the outset says No to what is 'outside,' what is 'different,' what is 'not itself'; and this No is its creative deed.
Friedrich NietzscheFriedrich Nietzsche quote #145 I feel [I feel] like an old jerk.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx quote #71 If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.
Groucho MarxGroucho Marx quote #81 The real movie stars were Humphrey Bogart, Lauren Bacall, Spencer Tracy, Montgomery Clift. How could I put myself in the same category as Clark Gable? Tom Cruise is a great movie star. Do I consider myself a movie star? I consider myself a guy with a good job, an interesting job. (2004)
Johnny DeppJohnny Depp quote #109 My face - I see it in the mirror when I wash it every morning. It's an okay face. (1988)
Johnny DeppJohnny Depp quote #117 Nothing makes one so vain as being told that one is a sinner.
Oscar WildeOscar Wilde quote #93 If I am occasionally a little over-dressed, I make up for it by being immensely over-educated.
Oscar WildeOscar Wilde quote #168 I have nothing to declare except my Genius.
Oscar WildeOscar Wilde quote #234 I bought myself a Wonderbra For fourteen ninety nine, It looked so good on the model girl's chest, And I hoped it would on mine, I took it from the packaging And when I tried it on, The Wonderbra restored to me All I believed had gone.
Pam AyresPam Ayres quote #1 When stripped, I looked less like 'Il David' than a plucked chicken that died of myxomatosis.
Quentin CrispQuentin Crisp quote #25 Nobody is really happy with what's on their head. People with straight hair want curly, people with curly want straight, and bald people want everyone to be blind.
Rita RudnerRita Rudner quote #8 'Oh, nobody would ever want to know me in Hollywood. I'm far too puffin-faced for that, too weird-looking. No, I think I'll probably stick to telly, if telly'll have me, though I wouldn't mind doing radio plays as well.'
Tamsin GreigTamsin Greig quote #7 'I hadn't realised I enjoyed that reputation. But as I do, perhaps you could make it a large one.'
the Queen Mother Elizabeththe Queen Mother Elizabeth quote #5 You wanna know more, more, more about me I'm the girl who's kicking the coke machine
Skye SweetnamSkye Sweetnam quote #11