Quote #81
If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.
More from Groucho Marx
- If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me.
- If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
- If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much -- just an occasional sun visor.
- In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.
- I'm not feeling very well, I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
- It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
- I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
- It looks as if Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.