If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me.

If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much -- just an occasional sun visor.

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.

I'm not feeling very well, I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

I blame on you only what you did. You started a fire on a hot, dry, windy day, despite all the warnings. I blame you for that, and if you hold yourself respons…

When you don't understand the consequences of your acts, how can you be blamed for them? You don't take the blame. But you still take the responsibility. For h…

I'm ready to take the blame for all the problems of English football if that is what he wants.