Quote #78
I'm not feeling very well, I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
More from Groucho Marx
- I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.
- If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much -- just an occasional sun visor.
- I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.
- If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me.
- I started smoking as soon as I went on the stage. I'd make cigars out of the Morning World when I was a kid.
- If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.
- I made a killing on Wall Steet a few years ago...I shot my broker.
- If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.