Groucho Marx Quotes on Wit
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Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
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[To Mrs. Claypool] That woman? You know why I was with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, that's why I'm sitting here with you - because you remind me of you!
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I'm not feeling very well, I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.