15 Groucho Marx Quotes on Marx

Groucho Marx quotes on marx

2. If I held you any closer I'd be in back of you.

7. I sent the club a wire stating, 'PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT PEOPLE LIKE ME AS A MEMBER'.

12. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

26. Be free my friends. One for all and all for me, and me for you, and three for five, and six for a quarter.

47. I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.

54. Emily, I have a confession to make: I really am a horse doctor; but marry me and I'll never look at any other horse.

57. A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

66. Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood.

71. I feel [I feel] like an old jerk.

77. I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.

98. A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

108. Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

109. Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

122. If you write about yourself, the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.

128. Pardon me while I have a strange interlude...