Groucho Marx Quotes on Death
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Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
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(while taking another character's pulse) Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
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An apprentice mortician? What, do you only bury live people?
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.