Groucho Marx Quotes on Trust

6 quotes

  1. We'll put free sheets on all the beds, there'll be no cover charge.

  2. You know, I'd buy you a parachute if I thought it wouldn't open.

  3. Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood.

  4. There is only one way to find out if a man is honest...ask him. If he says 'yes', you know he is crooked.

  5. There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.

  6. Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

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